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missmorningdew:

thelesbianguide:

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

Done.

I literally just dropped my spoon in my cereal.

3 weeks ago on March 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

1 month ago on March 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
elroytheskydiver:

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. IS. THIS?????

elroytheskydiver:

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. IS. THIS?????

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
blankmuse:

jewicidal:

what

That sentence was a roller coaster.

blankmuse:

jewicidal:

what

That sentence was a roller coaster.

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

grawly:

grawly:

if this gets 500 notes ill download every single kidz bop album and marathon the whole thing, or at least not listen to any other music until i get through the entire thing

im livid

image

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
workaphobics:

the baby is half black. but it literally ended up half black

workaphobics:

the baby is half black. but it literally ended up half black

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
thatfunnyblog:

thatfunnyblog:

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

3liza:

fuckyoustreetharassment:

Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh

proper procedure

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
holdmeclosest:

josephgiuseppe:

how much self control is she showing ahaha

can we please talk about how visibly aroused this woman is

holdmeclosest:

josephgiuseppe:

how much self control is she showing ahaha

can we please talk about how visibly aroused this woman is

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

phangs:

dnhowelleen:

i swear to god if i see another person saying ‘if you think obesity is bad, you’re a fat shamer!!’

no

obesity is a real problem that causes lots of diseases

and just because i don’t like obesity, doesn’t mean i don’t like obese people

it’s like, i hate cancer, but i don’t hate people with cancer or shame people who have cancer

PREACH MOMMA

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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youstupidfuckingwhore666:

Modern Family

youstupidfuckingwhore666:

Modern Family

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE